The Australian Credo #1

  1. That daily reading the newspaper is a sign of intelligence.
  2. That some newspapers are better than others.
  3. That some universities are better than others.
  4. That some political parties are better than others.
  5. That brain is a fish food.
  6. That voting is a solemn thing, but politics is not.
  7. That it is one’s duty to vote, but not to understand the issues.
  8. Both that global warming can be prevented by using less fossil fuels and that petrol prices are too high.
  9. Both that celebrities are never happy and that everyone wants to be like them.
  10. That Iraq was an honest mistake.

2 Responses

  1. That saving a small part of the Kokoda trail from being turned into a gold and copper mine is the sacred duty of all Australians.

    Ronald Kitching - February 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
  2. We are lucky the war was not more widespread. If it was, we wouldn’t be allowed to do anything at all, for fear of disturbing the burial sites of the fallen.

    Benjamin Marks - February 13th, 2008 at 1:07 am

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